kissmeok:

my blog will make you happy

(Source: lewky)

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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ARTIST: One Direction
TRACK: Pick Up Your Phone

periwinkle-payne:

you’re annoying everybody now answer your phone

On the weekends I have a really crappy internet connection, so I pressed play and scrolled down my dash. 10 minutes passed and I forgot that I pressed play and all of a sudden I hear “HI WE’RE ONE DIRECTION!” And screamed

d4nces:

akarude:

qrapes:

4ir:

jewb0y:

all-natural:

asdfghjklsofetch:

preachfood:

license2tumbl:

jewb0y:

all-natural:

jewb0y:

My dog is fluffy.

your dog is my neighbor. my house is right behind your house. hello adam. I have found you.

Holy fuck.

SCREAMING OMG

OMFG

tHaT iS a LiTtLe CrEePy

NIGGA THAT IS NOT CREEPY HE’S MY NEIGHBOR AND HE DRIVES A PRIUS AND I USED TO GO OVER TO HIS HOUSE BEFORE AFTERNOON KINDERGARTEN AND HIS MOM WOULD MAKE ME PB&J BUT I HATED THAT SHIT SO I WOULD GO TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE PIZZA

We was tight as fuck.

STILL FUNNY

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST ON TUMBLR OK

oH MY GOD, SCREAMING

forever reblog bc comments

(Source: jewb0y)