the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.
My dog is fluffy.
your dog is my neighbor. my house is right behind your house. hello adam. I have found you.
tHaT iS a LiTtLe CrEePyNIGGA THAT IS NOT CREEPY HE’S MY NEIGHBOR AND HE DRIVES A PRIUS AND I USED TO GO OVER TO HIS HOUSE BEFORE AFTERNOON KINDERGARTEN AND HIS MOM WOULD MAKE ME PB&J BUT I HATED THAT SHIT SO I WOULD GO TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE PIZZA
We was tight as fuck.
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST ON TUMBLR OK
oH MY GOD, SCREAMING
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